BTS: Lost in the Woods

Series: BTS: Lost in the Woods
Chapter: Prologue
Author: Aquariuslover
Pairings: None, currently…
Genre: Adventure, Crack, Action, Humor
Length: Chaptered
Beta:  tahoeturquoise

Warning: None, except if you don’t have a sense of humor….mosey on.

A/N: This is a completely fictional story inspired by my love for the outdoors and my continued love for Kpop. My endless thanks to Amy who suffers through all my insanities. Also, this is a WIP, although I have over half of it written. I am testing the feedback here.

Summary: The members of BTS sign up for an unusual reality show that focuses on survival skills. Their teamwork will be challenged when they are dropped in the wilderness naked and completely off the grid.

Day -7
Hour 2211

Namjoon was lost in a magical world of words and music.

He was resting on his bed reading his newest English book, wearing his headphones and listening to his favorite music. He easily maintained his concentration on both the music and the book while effortlessly blocking out Taehyung, which was no simple feat. Taehyung, his eccentric younger roommate, was currently wearing silk purple pajamas while he danced around the room, using a Febreze bottle as his mic, and singing along to American music he referred to as the “classics.”

Namjoon’s wonderful serenity was lost when he found his headphones tossed to the side and Frank Sinatra’s loud, soulful voice overwhelming his senses. Startled, he looked up to find Jin, his oldest hyung, standing over him.

He watched as the handsome dark haired man quickly turned away from him to focus on his blond roommate who had not stopped dancing. “Turn that awful racket off before he has a seizure.”

The boy’s mouth gaped open as if he was personally offended on the behalf of music lovers all over the world. “Dad2, I know you didn’t say such a cruel thing! This is a classic! Frank Sinatra is a legend! A legend!”

“Dad2!” Jin snapped, his gaze burning into the younger man. “Do you know how much money I have spent—”

“Dad1,” Taehyung quickly amended, stopping the speech he, Jimin, and Jungkook had memorized verbatim.

Namjoon put down his book and slid to the edge of the bed. He quickly found his hyung’s attention entirely back on him. He leaned back as he noticed Jin’s face was mere inches from his own. “Rap Monster, if we are going—”

“He wants to be called RM now,” Taehyung helpfully interrupted to remind his older hyung.

Jin ignored the interruption and continued, “to do this show, I need you to use that beautiful brain of yours. I need your genius turned on. I don’t need any of that bullshit where you act like you can’t string five random words together in a sentence. No dumbing it down so you can blend in with the rest of us. I want you to learn everything you can. I want you to be a wilderness survivalist expert by the time we get there.”

Namjoon’s expression changed and the keen intelligence that he so often kept muted accepted the task. “Okay, I will do it.”

Jin placed his hands on Namjoon’s shoulders. “Good, because I don’t want to starve. I really don’t want to starve. And I don’t want them to starve.”

Namjoon reached up and patted the hand resting on his left shoulder and assured him, “We won’t starve.”

Jin smiled down at the leader and backed away from him. “Good, but just in case I am going to try my best to fatten everyone up before we leave. We don’t have any fat reserves. We are all too damn skinny.”

Namjoon smiled back at him, knowing fattening up a certain member would be more than a challenge for his hyung. “Good luck.”

Taehyung reached out, clasped Jin’s hand and dramatically asked, “Hyung, are you going to cook?”

“No,” Jin answered as he led Taehyung out of the room with him. “We are going to order lots of fattening American food.”

“Can I have a hamburger?”

“Yes, you can. In fact, you can have lots of hamburgers,” Jin told the younger man as he closed the door to the room, allowing Namjoon to focus on the job ahead of him.
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Well, I'm down.

This looks like it's going to be fun! Well, most anything that has naked BTS is going to be fun, so yay!

I agree! They're so cute, and Suga is such a bias wrecker.

There's not a lot of fanfic traffic on Lj much anymore, so don't be surprised if you don't get very many comments. AO3 is the place for BTS fic. I've posted by whole 2 BTS fics in both places.
I adore Namjoon, but for me it is Jimin who is the little bias wrecker!

Honestly, I like all of them. I find none of them boring.

I've noticed LJ seems so dead. The stats are down so much from years ago. I've had an account at AO3 for years, but I never posted anything to it. I finally gave in though, and posted this there, and an old short story.

I probably jumped the gun by posting the prologue so early, before I had it all done. I was just hungry for any kind of interaction. lol

Yeah, it makes me sad a little. I wouldn't mind moving over to AO3, but I have so much of my life here, almost 10 years now, and I can't modify AO3 like I can LJ. I like having Jaejoong's dick on my background. ;)

I don't know if I'll post any future dbsk fics there. We'll see. There's too much history and friendship here for me to just leave.
I know exactly how you feel. I remember my first story here, how excited I was when I got my first comment, and how happy I was when people started friending me. There are lots of memories associated with LJ.

I don’t think I could ever bring myself to move my long fics over there. I will probably start posting the new ones in both places.

Hi! I kept your lj in my bookmarks, sometimes i was hoping that you would be back, and here it is! Such a surprise after years xD I was Yunjae-hoe so, i love you and thank you for 'Damaged' and 'Fragile Essence'. Will FE ever be continued...? Anyway, nowadays I love BTS too, but it's true that now everything is posted on ao3, I think you should keep writing there :)
Oh, and Jimin is my bias <3 But he's your bias wrecker? So who do you like the most? :D I love everyone of them, but it was jimin that hypnotized me since dope ^^'
Hello! Thank you for keeping me bookmarked.

I associate FE with a very difficult time in my life, losing my grandmother and my father, so it is very doubtful I’ll finish it. I would not say never though...maybe just an epilogue someday.

Namjoon is my favorite—my thing for leaders beat out my love for Aquarius. I hate to rank them, but Jimin ranks up there high with Jin.
I see... Sorry, I didn't know. Hope now you're alright :(

It's okay to have bias >< But I love the whole BTS too!

Take care!

i was waiting for you to write BTS.

and here you are~^^

this was short but it is a WIP so i totally understand~ plus this had me smiling like an idiot because of how you wrote their antics.

bangtan is just so adorable~ they never fail to brighten up my day! just like how tvxq and jyj do. :)

i'm originally jimin-biased but then turned into a maknae line bias and the wings era came around and sope just wrecked me (they all do actually) but yoongi is just. he kills me every single time. i can't with yoongi.


I love their personalities! I have always wanted to write a story about a boy group stuck in the wilderness, but it never fit with SJ, Infinite, or TVXQ!!! It is a WIP, but as soon as my beta gets the first part back to me I’m posting it.

I love the maknae line!!!!!
I'm glad you're back, but sad, that not Yunjae with a story.
Damaged one of the best fic if ever read. I loved the story from the beginning. You did a great job. Thank you very much for writing and giving us a chance to read this wonderful story.
Fragile essence - I really miss this fic. I just hope your inspiration a while come back for those who wait patiently for the fic.

I'm sorry, that I do not write about the current story, but my heart loyal. Yunjae had always been a part of my life. I don't want to let it go just yet!
Anyway your writing perfect, be about anybody.
My heart is capable of loving lots of things, so I easily get distracted.

I do understand where you are coming from, because a lot of people feel like they can only love one thing at a time. But I have always been able to love multiple things without feeling disloyal, maybe this is why I am not married. LOL
I love you, so here I am
I've been a fan since I was a freshmen in high school, now I am in university.
I've read everything you've written--I'm only a yunjae fan. My fave fic of yours is not even a yunjae one, it is TFaN. I've checked your LJ page so many times over the last three years, you would not understand. Seeing you back and writing makes me so happy.

I don't care for bts, but I love you, and in your writing I trust. So, here I am, planning to read this story from beginning to end. Your writing makes me happy and the idols you choose to write about do not matter in the grand scheme of my love for you.

I would comment under my old account (jewelsofmyheart), but I forgot my password AND the email I used. So....I had to create a new account, but I only created the old one for you anyways.

I am so happy that you are back and healthy. I was so worried about you when you disappeared because I knew of the passing of your beloved.

Now, I just want to see you active here (not necessarily writing. I just want to know that you are okay.) Thank you for so many great fics and memories.

When I read FE, my brain was melted. All I could think and talk about was that fic with my classmate who patiently watched me ramble, though she knew nothing about. I am soooo glad that you are back.

I am now going to head to expectations and comment under the new chapters (I've already read them, and....the humor is as beautiful as always and i still love that series as always. 3 years did nothing to dim my love.)
Re: I love you, so here I am
Awe, I never realized you were so young at the beginning.

It's okay that you don't like BTS if you had asked me about them last year at this time I would have sneered and asked, "Who?" Wow, what a difference time makes.

I am appreciative of your support. Thank you very much!

ahahhaha I foresee a lot of crack! can't wait for it!

I love BTS music, they are so good! but I never read about them or watched shows, so I hope to follow the jokes and hints.

following this story, it intrigues me so much

I have not been a fan for long.......but the things to write crack about are endless. I never read kpop fan fic, but I trolled AO3 and it looks like everything about them is usually AU, so I might get hated on for this story. No member is safe-but I love them all!!!

Hopefully, my beta will get back to me soon and I can update. I shouldn't update without finishing the story first........but I have that updating itch.

Thanks for your support!